by Jamie Rice

Dear Karine,

I had an excellent day, and it most certinly didn’t start as a fucking great day. I mean most days where you almost accidentally induce a panic attack at 1:30 pm don’t turn around, but it motherfucking did.

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I owned the day, just like Rachel Bloom owned the Golden Globes and got a second season for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend against all odds.

So anyway, I don’t know how to describe it, but my day just like turned fucking around. One moment I was questioning my entire existence and falling apart, and then the next I was on the top of the world like Leonardo Dicaprio at the Oscars this year.


Our “readers” are starting to realize that we’re obsessed with Leonardo.

I had to change the title of this post because of it (That’s a big deal, dude). The OG title was “Why I’m So Weird About My Vagina,” which I probably should still figure out, but we’re gonna put that on the backburner because I don’t wanna go in on that with myself about that right now. I don’t wanna interrogate my childhood. No, you know what I want to do? Smile, bish!

So I’m motherfucking smiling. Deal with it, world.

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I feel like I’m supposed to give you some deep revelation about my life, but I don’t know what to say. I do have a weird story about my life though that you haven’t heard yet! I think it’s going to make you laugh too, so buckle up!

After class today I was walking to the library as I am known to do with the guy I was hooking up with (Who you have met now! Crazy!), and I said, “Guess who got laid this weekend?” and he immediately goes in for a really intense and enthusiastic high five with me. And I was like, “No, not me. Our friends, dude,” and he was like “Oh, I thought you were talking about you.”

Karina, this was simultaneously the most awesome and weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. I didn’t know that being “not exclusive” with someone also meant that we were congratulating on each other on getting ass with other people, but it does. So… Cool? (I guess!)

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YAY FOR HAVING SEX IN GENERAL I GUESS! (I chose Pam and Jim cause like… I have problems)

But outside of that, I just think that life is good. I’ve basically gotten over any of the sad emotional reprocusions of my Sundance romance, it was a lovely moment in time and that’s all it will ever be, and I’m finally starting to come back to the sobering reality of singledom again. I have to let you know, nothing seems to have changed over here, and we all know that I’m really good at being single. (I did it for three years in a row with a lot of success!)

Basically, I’m reachieving stasis and happy about it. More updates to come, dear.

I love, I love , I love you (Name that film!)

James xoxoxo


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